I wish I’d done everything on Earth with you.– F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (via louversundercover)
hope-you-dont-mind-but-i: This is my floorboard but seriously look at this and tell me it doesn’t look like there’s a tiny dog trapped in there
Travel makes one modest. You see what a tiny place you occupy in the world.– Gustave Flaubert (via whooopsiedaisy)
ivegottobethere: I don’t sing in the shower. I perform
asluttycurtain: How you want a nigga with a 6 pack but your stomach looks like stacked cheeseburgers
Pastor K: Even Jesus had long hair!
Hank Hill: Only because I wasn't his dad.
’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is...– And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you on it. (via dezi-desire)
starllex: when someone attractive calls you attractive