May 2013
“I wish I’d done everything on Earth with you.”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (via louversundercover)
hope-you-dont-mind-but-i:
This is my floorboard
but seriously
look at this and tell me it doesn’t look like there’s a tiny dog trapped in there
“Travel makes one modest. You see what a tiny place you occupy in the world.”
– Gustave Flaubert (via whooopsiedaisy)
ivegottobethere:
I don’t sing in the shower.
I perform
asluttycurtain:
How you want a nigga with a 6 pack but your stomach looks like stacked cheeseburgers
Pastor K: Even Jesus had long hair!
Hank Hill: Only because I wasn't his dad.
“’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is...”
– And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you on it. (via dezi-desire)
starllex:
when someone attractive calls you attractive
